Posted 1 month ago / 177,370 notes / Via: spirallightofvenus
Anonymous asked “I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?”

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

Posted 1 month ago / 119,148 notes / Via: lacigreen

northgang:

Lily Myers Shrinking Women (X)

Posted 1 month ago / 277,236 notes / Via: blanksandbobbypins

Posted 1 month ago / 249,027 notes / Via: spirallightofvenus

lnnea:

Sometimes I English very well but sometimes no

Posted 1 month ago / 200 notes #smile #happy / Via: designersof

designersof:

Smile, because its free!
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designersof:

Smile, because its free!

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get your work featured by submitting it to designersof.com

Posted 1 month ago / 258,746 notes #feminism #girlscan / Via: upworthy
#GirlsCan: Women Empowerment | COVERGIRL: Girls can’t? Yes, they can. Rap, be funny, be off-the-wall, rock, be strong, run the show, make the world a little more easy, breezy and beautiful. (x)

(Source: rickyancey)

Posted 1 month ago / 178,224 notes / Via: spirallightofvenus

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

(Source: fuckyeahairplaness)

Posted 1 month ago / 100 notes / Via: policymic

policymic:

7 reasons to visit Tel Aviv

When picturing Israel, it’s easy to immediately associate with Jerusalem and all the turmoil, uproar and conflicting ideologies that dominate headlines. But a 45-minute bus ride from the capital will take you to Tel Aviv, a bustling cosmopolitan city situated on the Mediterranean coastline. While most tourists find the city to be a convenient place to fit in a beach day, Tel Aviv is a rising metropolis for art, food, fashion and nightlife.

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Posted 1 month ago / 2,721 notes / Via: hanniballecters

Look at you, held together by your pills and your drink.

Don’t forget my pathetic love of country.

(Source: arthurdarvvill)

Posted 2 months ago / 605,417 notes / Via: upworthy

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn


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